Gamer sex tip #30

asaridancer:

While you and your partner are getting it on, begin crying. Continue crying until they stop and turn on a light. Once they’ve done that, let out a shrill scream and incapacitate your partner. They’ve startled the witch.

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goodenoughforjazz:

crippled-sanity:

me when food is ready

u can change which way he is running with ur mind

goodenoughforjazz:

crippled-sanity:

me when food is ready

u can change which way he is running with ur mind

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glitterandmetal-yt-da:

No matter how many times I see this, I still can’t decide whose face is the best.

(Source: kisedbyfire)

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algeblogger:


jakefromstate-farm:

i didnt think this was even possible

how did this not turn out disastrously wrong

algeblogger:

jakefromstate-farm:

i didnt think this was even possible

how did this not turn out disastrously wrong

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